Raw Food Funnies, Myths and Warnings!

MYTH: I heard Raw food makes your hair turn green and you get yellow spots on your skin?
FUN FACT: Yeah, that one’s true but it goes away after a few years.  This person ate GMO dino kale, and we are still waiting.  Organic greens make for nice deep forest green hair.  Quite appealing to other raw foodies. 

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MYTH: Eating too much Durian makes your hands turn chalky.
FUN FACT: It is SOOO worth it dude!

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MYTH: Eating coconuts gives you bright blue eyes.
FUN FACT: Umm… only if you actually have blue eyes. 

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MYTH: Eating lots of raw food makes you do crazy things to get to your favorite fruit.
FUN FACT: Ok, so what’s your point?!

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Searching for answers? Feeling lost? Not sure which way to turn with all the info out there? Feel like you want to pull your hair out sometimes? 

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Fret not, we can help you discern fact from fiction. And you don’t have to go to the jungle or some remote island to find us (anymore that is- we are stateside now).  Email or call. 

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MYTH: If you raise your children on raw foods, they end up sniffing and feeling every plant in nature to see if it’s edible.
FUN FACT: Again, folks, is there a problem here? This nature boy opted not to consume the pod.

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You may end up with increased mental clarity and more energy (so you can go to great lengths to find that perfect fruit!) We warn you, unless you are prepared to feel great, do NOT eat organic fruits, veggies, nuts and seeds!


Live Food General’s Warning: Eating a diet of fresh unprocessed plant foods, along with living a healthy lifestyle with sufficient sleep, rest, fresh air, sunshine, and exercise has been proven to promote vibrant well-being in 99.999% of cases studied.  Go figure.

   

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